sherlocksmyth:

i am the world’s best dragon slayer. you ever seen a dragon round here? no? you’re welcome.

11:40 pm  •  23 April 2014  •  47,164 notes
  • reading in head: i'm practically a master of linguistics my pronunciations are perfect beyond compare
  • reading aloud: *chokes on spit*
  • 8:40 pm  •  23 April 2014  •  330,700 notes